This is the part where we legally tell you we use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind (sadly), but the boring digital kind that help websites work and help us know if anyone’s actually visiting ours.
This cookie policy is here to let you know what’s going on, and what that means for you. If you’re the type that reads cookie policies, welcome. You’re our favorite kind of freak.
Tiny code files. Text strings. Spy pixels. Whatever you wanna call them, they’re little data blobs that live in your browser and tell us stuff like:
Did someone visit the site?
Did they scroll?
Did they ghost us after 0.3 seconds?
They help our site function, load faster, and maybe make us feel a little less alone in the digital void. Some come from us (first-party), some from our internet overlords like Google (third-party).
Essential Cookies
The non-negotiables. These make our site actually load. If you block these, the whole thing might blow up (not really, but close).
Functionality Cookies
These remember you. If you prefer light mode or dark mode, or like certain settings, these are the ones helping you not redo that every time.
Analytics/Performance Cookies
These tell us what pages people visit, where they came from, and how fast they ran away. Powered by Google Analytics, so yeah, big brother might be watching.
Social Media Cookies
You know those little share buttons? Or when an Instagram preview pops up? That’s these guys. They plug you into your social platforms and let you share or log in through them.
_ga– Google Analytics. Helps track visitors. Lasts 2 years._gat– Google Analytics. Throttles how many times data is sent. Session only._gid– Google Analytics. Tracks visitor behavior. Session only.
All Google. All the time. You can read more on their privacy site here. Knock yourself out.
Essential cookies? We drop them automatically. No consent needed.
Non-essential cookies? We’ll ask nicely. You can say no. We won’t cry.
You can change your mind anytime.
If cookies creep you out, you can always block or delete them through your browser settings. Just Google “How to delete cookies in [your browser name]” and follow the rabbit hole.
Just a heads-up: blocking all cookies might break parts of the site. But hey, you do you.
If you get an email from us (lucky you), it might contain tracking stuff. We’ll know if you open it, click it, or forward it to your coworker named Kevin. If you don’t want that:
Don’t open the email.
Don’t load images.
Don’t click anything.
Or just delete us from your inbox.
We use cookies to make this thing better. Not perfect. Not creepy. Just better.
If any of this makes you nervous, feel free to block everything and live a beautifully disconnected life. But let’s be honest, you’re probably not reading this anyway.
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